Wednesday 25 December, 2024

A student compiled his teacher's most bizarre quotes and presented them to him

Why didn’t we think of this?

WE CAN ALL still recite certain quotes from teachers we had in secondary school.

But do you think they can remember any of it? Not a chance.

ARedditor named voldie127 was presented with two sheets of paper containing a series of quotes he said throughout the year.

I honestly don’t remember saying some of these things.

Lots of puns and chemistry jokes here.

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As well as a very valid observation about Comic Sans.

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A student compiled his teacher's most bizarre quotes and presented them to him

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